All was well.
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Sirius makes deer jokes with James #1
- Sirius: *whispers* Psst. Hey. Hey Prongs.
- James: Yeah?
- Sirius: There's something I haven't told you before.
- James: Um, what is it you haven't told me?
- Sirius: You're my DEARest friend.
- James: Really? This again, Padfoot?
- Sirius: Don't get your antlers in a twist-
- Remus: SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.
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Sirius makes deer with James #4
- Sirius: Hey Prongs, wanna hear a joke?
- James: Alright, sure.
- Sirius: Okay, so what do you call a deer with no eyes?
- James: Padfoot, I'm not in the mood for thi-
- Sirius: COME ONNN
- James: *sighs* What do you call it?
- Sirius: NO IDEAR
- Remus: Can you two keep it down- wait JaMES DON'T BEAT SIRIUS WITH THAT BROOMSTICK.
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*points at the marauders* Look at those idiots. Those are my idiots. I love those idiots.
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“ ‘I see them d-d-dead all the time!’ Mrs. Weasley moaned into his shoulder. 'All the t-t-time! I d-d-dream about it…’
Sirius was staring at the patch of carpet where the boggart, pretending to be Harry’s body, had lain.
”— do you think that when the boggart changed into dead harry, sirius saw dead james at first? because i do and it fucking kills me (via elvendcrk) -
- James: SIRIUS! What are you doing here??
- Sirius: Don't worry about it
- James: No really, what finally defeated the great and mighty Sirius Black?
- Sirius: I said don't worry about it
- James: Last of the Noble House of Black
- Sirius: It doesn't even matter-
- James: The only man who escaped Azkaban
- Sirius: James-
- James: The man who harbored the resurrection of the Order of the Phoenix, most wanted man in Europe, the Grim-
- Sirius: A curtain.
- James: .... what
- Sirius: I fell through a curtain.
- James: ...
- Sirius: ...
- James: ...
- Sirius: It was a pretty badass curtain.
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Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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“James Potter is very deer to me” — Sirius Black at some point probably (via quiriusblack) -
How to get out of doing the dishes
- Mom: You're on dishes tonight
- Me: *Places sock on the counter*
- Mom: What is this? Why is it here? *Hands me the sock*
- Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
- Mom: Wait what?
- Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
- Me: *Runs to room*
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2014 Bad Joke No. 189
What kind of entrance is wise and magical?
A Dumble-door.
